You should stick POCKY into Sayaka or any girls vag
Anonymous

been there done that provide me wit sum new material y dont u 

Hey Kyouko can you have love time with me?
Anonymous

depends do u hav a sausage or a taco 

Do you ever do cute things with Sayaka? Like, just cuddle and stuff?
Anonymous

wtf kinda jackhole do u take me 4 u wanna go betch 

hugbrick:

a scientist walks into a bar and says “i’ll have a glass of C2H6O” he gets kicked out for being a fuckin nerd

How do you shave your pits? Did Sayaka shave her vagina?
Anonymous

wtf idk how do u think i do it

w/ a razor??

well ur wrogn

why else do u think ppl buy triscuits, thats what they made 4

and hell fuck idk she always spreads mayo on that bitch so 2 b completely honest i hav no clue

Is it possible to overcome a bad first impression?
Anonymous

is it possible 2 fart n burp at da same time

u tell me

neigh

(but no srsly as long as they good at da frick errythin is chill yo)

You are a wonderful person. I don't know what you're going through right now, but don't give up hope. I know that you'll be fine in the end. Stay Awesome!

((thank you so much <3 you’re incredible)) 

How do you feel about Hitomi?
Anonymous

her hair reminds me of this mold i found on my sandwich once and sayaka was like “bitch throw dat shit out” but fuck i ate it anyway and why 

bc food is food and girls r da same way so i would bang that chick 2 

Would you be okay with Sayaka sleeping with someone else?
Anonymous

as long as i can join in and as long as it’s not that kyoosookie dude whatever the fuck 

Violins? Man, she's still in love with that Kyusiko dude, you gotta shut that shit down
Anonymous

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